Never argue with an idiot they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you through experience

The road to success is always under construction.

I haven’t been myself ever since I was born.

I do yoga sometimes, drink sometimes, party sometimes, and study rarely.

The only person on Instagram who doesn’t claim to be a social media guru.

I can’t remember who I stole my bio from or why.

I trust one day I cherish something the route ladies in plugs love yogurt

People of my age are busy with Relation, break up, heart break, patch

Contributing to entropy since 1994

REHAB is for quitters !

Regularly Unreliable. Effectively distract

Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas !!

In the end, we only regret the changes we didn’t take.

I don’t hate you, I’m just disappointed you turned into everything you said you would never be.

Friendship is not about whom you have known the longest. It is about who came and never left your side.

We all have that one friend who has no idea how to whisper.

By and large, the easy way out advances. Likewise, I am great at parallel stopping.

I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.

If you can’t get someone out of your head. Maybe, they are supposed to be there.

Hey there! I am sick of using Instagram.

I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do.!!

Love is a medicine that can neutralize even a poisoned heart.

I prefer my puns intended.

Life is scary; at least the salary is funny.

I swear to drunk I am not God.

I am not a player…I’m the game.

Insert your bio here.

If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?.

I liked memes before they were on Instagram.

Me fail English? That’s unpossible.

I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.

Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.

I need a six month holiday, twice a year.

I only rap caucasionally.

If I could sum up my life in one line I would die of embarrassment.

Have lots of hair and like ugly things.

If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.

Life is short… Smile while you still have teeth.

I learn from people’s problem after they agree on my decisions.

Don’t follow me am lost too is an old fact. I want you to follow me in order to get lost in me forever.

If love is covering your eyes then marriage would open your eyes.

My life is totally unique. What has been left is not right and what was right has not been left.

If you would follow early to bed and early to rise then I would come to see you at your grave.

My job is so secured that nobody wants to take it.

I always learn from mistakes of others who take my advice.

I’m not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.

Don’t follow me because I don’t even know where I’m going.

Don’t think for a second that I actually care what you have to say.

Fabulous ends in “us” coincidence? I think not.

Perfect has 7 letters. So does meeeeee. Coincidence? I think not

Ice cream addict But you can change the ice cream to something else

I do yoga sometimes, drink sometimes, party sometimes, and study rarely

Why take a gander at the stars when the greatest star is me

Simple during childbirth, computerized by configuration

Follow me bcoz I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me

I’m a Basset Hound devotee with a mouth like a Syphilitic mariner.

I’m here to evade companions on Facebook.

I’m not shrewd. I simply wear glasses.

I Can’t recall who I stole my bio from or why

I’m genuine and I trust some of my adherents are as well.

If I could sum up my life in one line I would die of embarrassment

I hope one day I love something the way women in commercials love yogurt

Nothing more than a man who cared enough to try

You can follow me if you feel like it. You can also put peanut butter in your butthole, if you feel like it.

Just keep swimming

Someday, there’s going to be an updated version of me.

That awkward moment when fails to recognize your own photo on the Instagram.

When I was born I was so amazed, I did not talk for a year and a half.

I’m Jealous of My Parents. I’ll Never Have a Kid as Calm as Theirs.

Think about doing somewhat than doing someone!

The higher you climb the better the view

Follow me Cos I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me

Darling i’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream

Everything happens here is funny as long as it is happening to someone you

Money is numbers and numbers never end. If it takes money to be happy, your search for happiness will never end

Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing

Great work is the result of seeking out tension not avoiding it.

A girl can never have enough jewelry.

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever.

I am a day dreamer and a night thinker.

Just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin.

Every time I see you I fall in love all over again.

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe is love.

My silence/smile is just another word for my pain.

My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Instagram bio…

Each tempest comes up short on downpour

Remarkable finishes in “us” fortuitous event? I think not

By and large, the easy way out appeals. Additionally, I am fantastic at parallel stopping.

God favor this chaotic situation

Great Samaritan, cleaned up competitor, particularly skilled napper.

Have heaps of hair and like appalling things

Here to serve… . the feline overlord

Simple during childbirth, computerized by outline

Anybody knows my Instagram username not making another record once more.

Are you a broker in light of the fact that I’d like you to leave me a credit

Regularly Unreliable. Effectively distract

Conceived at an exceptionally youthful age

I’m nicer when I like my outfit.

Everything is easier said than done. Wanting something is easy. Saying something is easy. The challenge and the reward are in the doing